You are healthy. Do not doubt. Do not question. Big Brother insists!

Posted on Friday, June 23rd, 2006 at 5:05 pm by JTE

Feeling a little under the weather? Throat feel a little raw? Maybe running a slight fever?

Think that it might help to go to the doctor and have a strep culture taken?

If you were Creekstone Farm in Kansas, and you wanted to test your cattle for the “Mad Cow” prion–just to be absolutely certain that the animals are clean and safe to eat–you would be told to shut up and sit down by the USDA (United States Department of Avoiding-reality-at-all-costs).

Ah, I feel better. Don’t you?


Leave a Reply

Follow us
Get every new post delivered to your inbox
Join millions of other followers
Powered By