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Stephen Colbert Takes on the Corporatization of America

Thank you, Crooks and Liars and thank you, Stephen Colbert, for skewering the f**ed-up system that rules our daily lives.

The political landscape continues to be more and more shamelessly manipulated by giant corporations who manufacture distracting astroturf protests and pour billions of dollars into Washington lobbyists to protect their corporatocracy and make sure their bought-and-paid-for pols in the highest offices of government keep doing what they’re told.

A corporation is just like a person, says Stephen Colbert. “They do everything people do, except breathe, die, and go to jail for dumping 1.3 million pounds of PCBs into the Hudson River.”

This is exactly why Riki Ott started a campaign to amend the Constitution to explicitly ban corporate personhood. Join her FaceBook group, One Million Strong for the Separation of Corporation and State.

From Crooks and Liars:

The Colbert Report last night featured one of the most subversive and brutally honest half-hours of television in recent memory. It’s a sad commentary that it takes a comedy program to provide more news and information on one of the most critical subjects in American politics that anywhere else in our broken media and political landscape, but I’ll take this argument wherever I can get it.

Colbert spent two full segments of his show focusing on the Citizens United Supreme Court case, which could – and probably will – lead to deregulating the entire campaign finance process, allowing corporations to give unlimited money to any candidate of their choosing. This severe step backwards with enormous implications has been barely discussed in any traditional media setting, but Colbert went after it vigorously, discussing the consequences and even the flawed legal rationale, a true third rail of American politics, corporate personhood.

Colbert explained that the 1886 case (Santa Clara v. Southern Pacific Railroad) that conferred 14th Amendment equal protection rights onto corporations wasn’t even in the original ruling. But when the Chief Justice made an off-hand comment that the Court wouldn’t hear an argument on whether the 14th Amendment applied to these corporations (saying, “We are all of the opinion that it does”), the court reporter wrote it into the ruling opinion, and the precedent has held ever since. And that reporter of the Supreme Court didn’t only have ties to the railroad barons, he used to run one.

These are subjects you just never hear about in the American media, precisely because the American media is owned by giant multinational corporations, who benefit from the corporate personhood rule and would stand to benefit more from deregulating elections so they could use their “speech” to buy candidates and fund their own with unlimited resources. And despite being on a Viacom-owned network, Colbert says, skewering the immorality and psychopathology of the corporation, “Corporations are legally people… they do everything people do, except breathe, die, and go to jail for dumping 1.3 million pounds of PCBs into the Hudson River.”

Read the whole article here.

Watch Tuesday’s Colbert Report here.


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