“The answer to all my questions is always bacteria, except talking—they don’t do talking.”Or,
“When I was in [elementary school], I was bad because I was bored. I’ve always had trouble doing what I’m supposed to do. I just laughed at goodie-goodies, and made trouble, and chased boys, and I was bad.”Or, my personal favorite when talking about her days at the University of Chicago:
“I got my critical ability to detect bullshit. I’m really good at that.”And, dear readers, let me concur that if ever you have bullshit that needs detecting, Lynn’s the one you want on your side.